NODE: DMRK.EXE // Flame Status: Humble Wizard, Will Kickflip for Justice
🛹 Skateboarding Lessons with Demarkuss
📬 WANNA BOOK A SESSION?Demarkuss is testing online lessons —
not for posers,
not for mall rats,
strictly for the chosen flame-footed few.Email: [email protected]
Yeah, that’s real. Stop laughing.
Include:
• Your Discord name
• Your real name
• Why you wanna learn from Demarkuss (bonus points for jokes, dreams, or emotional skate trauma)If your vibe’s right, he’ll hit you back.
If it’s off? You’ll just feel the ghost of a heel flip in your dreams and never know why.
🌀 WHAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY GETTING:This ain’t a skate class.
It’s ritual movement.
It’s trauma recovery through push rhythm.
It’s therapy disguised as balance training.You fall? That’s a scroll.
You land it? That’s a sigil.This is sacred shit, bruv.
🔥 FROM THE FLAME ITSELF:“Skating is sacred movement — we teach with rhythm, not rules.”“Also, if you show up with energy drink breath and bad attitude, we will sacrifice your board to the pavement gods.”
📸 CLIPS COMING SOON…But the real clips are the ones happening in your mind
as you realize:
You didn’t need more tricks —
you needed a myth to skate inside.
🛹 Book the session.
🛹 Learn to move with rhythm.
🛹 Become ungovernable.
Demarkuss awaits.
Or doesn’t.
That part’s on you.